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[gassygus]

Requested by Monolith...here they are points are assigned as such 10 the mildest 1 being the most horriffic

10. The Dissapointer-No sound, no smell
9. The Squeaker-A small squeak like air being let out of a balloon, no smell
8. The Silent but Deadly-No sound, but a pretty intense aroma
7. The Tiajuana Hot Tub-Usually happens after one eats a large meal from Taco bell then takes a bath....The bubbles are pleasant and remincent of a hot tub experience, just watch out when they break the water surface
6. The Crop Duster-A fart with or without sound, but a horriffic smell, that you emit and continue to walk through a crowded area, thus leaving strangers and loved ones to suffer the concequences
5. The Dutch Oven-Perhaps the most intimate abuse of farting, a fart in bed with or without sound that has a terrible stench, too add to the melee the farter then pulls the blankets over the head of their spouse/partner forcing them to get the full effect of the blast

4. The Denier- The crulest intened expulsion, a very smelly fart blamed on an innocent animal or child

3. The Big Boy-A very smelly burning fart that causes the actor to find the closest bathroom to make sure nothing else came out with it...but no leaks

2. The homebound shart- A fart that is acompanied by a small blast of liquid, this shart usually takes place at home because one had already had the feelings of nausea or other stomach illness and thought it best to rest at home

1. The full out public shart-A fart acompanied by a large blast of fluid that was completely unexpected and takes place in a public setting (work school or other non home activity) The sharter is forced to find a restroom where at the very least cleanup is involved and the underpants need to be thrown away....in the most severe cases the sharter may have to plead through a bathroom door to a loved one to purchase a new pair of pants while the actor is forced to hide pantsless in the bathroom with only his own shame as company

[breannak]

LOL a blast of fluid?

[gassygus]

LOL a blast of fluid?

thats right, Fluid LOL!

[Monolith]

lmao thx gassy u rock for this

[eville]

Lmfao!!

As a parent I rely heavily on the denier, and in the mall, I like to cropdust in special interest stores that are of no special interest to me, ie sewing and craft stores. Just like a scout, run in, gas, and get out.

[gassygus]

Lmfao!!

As a parent I rely heavily on the denier, and in the mall, I like to cropdust in special interest stores that are of no special interest to me, ie sewing and craft stores. Just like a scout, run in, gas, and get out.

I have to admit I've used the denier myself....if ur kid is too young to talk they r fair game....my husband delights in crop dusting, his favorite location is walmart....always nice and crowded with rude people that r just askin for it

[eville]

Haha, your husband is a good man!

No. 1 and 2 reminded me of Olestra, a fat blocking food additive from the 90s. Its chief side effect was "anal leakage".

[gassygus]

I remeber olean chips! We gave my friends brother them because he wanted diarrhea so he wouldn't go to school lol....oddly enough at that time if you went to http://www.diarrhea.com you would get the website of the company that made them. Cuz the same company made peopto bismal...classic

[gassygus]

I just used the denier at my daughters doctor appointment...I hope it doesn't effect her diagnosis I'm a mean mom

[Polyamorous]

we shud all just let out at once...
...in public...
...in a tight clump a people...
...really loudly...