CESTOS TOP TEN of..'You Know You Are A Cestos Junkie If..'

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CESTOS TOP TEN of..'You Know You Are A Cestos Junkie If..'

Postby -l-b0mbtrack-l- » Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:40 pm

OK B0MBTRACK here..last night when Cestos was down for about an hour, was gtalking ROC and he had me rolling on the floor laughing bout how people are 'jonesing' for Cestos(him and myself included lol) and got to thinking... So... I did up a Top Ten List..enjoy!

TOP 10 of... ''YOU KNOW YOU ARE A CESTOS JUNKIE IF...''

10. You've unlocked the 'battery drainer' feat...10,000 games..no problem!

09. You remember when the 'lobby' actually used to be fun and had people consistently in it!

08. You go on an all-night cestos bender trying to level up...must..get...level....60........

07. You want to name your first-born(or next for those that have them already) child..Cestos

06. You put your phone on wifi and on 'airplane' mode so no calls will come in and disconnect you from your game of Cestos.

05. You remember how perfect 4player mf and sumo was and when it was taken away how pi**ed off you were..but then got over it because..its cestos!!....and still is best phone app game on the market

04. You actually install Cestos2 to see if it is working when Cestos1 is down.. to determine if its an overall issue with cbs or just with Cestos1!

03. You pick your phone based on Cestos...hmmm could of had an iphone4....nah..I will get this one..physical keyboard and dpad for fine tuning hell yeah!

02. You take secret comfort in knowing you are not alone as a junkie when your gtalk blows uP having fellow junkies frantically asking 'is Cestos working ok for you??!' when Cestos goes down

And....Number One..

01. You make a 'top ten' list about Cestos titled... 'you know you are a cestos junkie IF........'



Peace...BT
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Re: CESTOS TOP TEN of..'You Know You Are A Cestos Junkie If..'

Postby Bernadette » Thu Dec 29, 2011 12:50 pm

OMG! I  it! YOU ROC DOLL! laughing .......
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Re: CESTOS TOP TEN of..'You Know You Are A Cestos Junkie If..'

Postby ------ROC------ » Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:27 pm

THE CESTOS PUSHER!!!
I got you man! Just take one hit of Cestos!
You can stop if you want too!
I got what ever you need!
I got the best cestos apps!
Just take a hit of Cestos, you will like it!
I Got 3 app's for $50
7 app's for a $100
It will make you feel so good!
Try more maps! Its ok!
You Don't need Sleep! Its only a game app! Do more!
You can live in the Lobby and take hits of Cestos everyday all day! Its ok!
Cestos Rehab is for losers!
So if You ever need a hit of Cestos just hit me up and I got you!!!

The UnderGround Movement Has Begun!
Let's Bring Cestos Back!
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Re: CESTOS TOP TEN of..'You Know You Are A Cestos Junkie If..'

Postby -l-b0mbtrack-l- » Thu Dec 29, 2011 1:32 pm

Background Theme Song playing for you ----ROC----- is... Curtis Mayfield's... '(Cestos) Pusher Man' !

------ROC------ wrote:THE CESTOS PUSHER!!!
I got you man! Just take one hit of Cestos!
You can stop if you want too!
I got what ever you need!
I got the best cestos apps!
Just take a hit of Cestos, you will like it!
I Got 3 app's for $50
7 app's for a $100
It will make you feel so good!
Try more maps! Its ok!
You Don't need Sleep! Its only a game app! Do more!
You can live in the Lobby and take hits of Cestos everyday all day! Its ok!
Cestos Rehab is for losers!
So if You ever need a hit of Cestos just hit me up and I got you!!!

'IF YOU TREMBLE INDIGNATION AT EVERY INJUSTICE, THEN YOU ARE A COMRADE OF MINE' ....chE

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Re: CESTOS TOP TEN of..'You Know You Are A Cestos Junkie If..'

Postby Bernadette » Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:20 pm

ROC!..... Ur going to be my new best friend..... Hee hee!!!!!
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Re: CESTOS TOP TEN of..'You Know You Are A Cestos Junkie If..'

Postby KARAS » Thu Dec 29, 2011 2:38 pm

lol CESTOS ADDICT/games never heard of that happening, nope nope not possible imean
i would never be addicted

1. im not in this crowed
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2.idid not break the vintage collectors nintendo ihad when i saw this
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3. n i 4sure dont think this to be heaven,, no matter what i said in my interview
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4.
ihave never been sarcastic.... 8-) 8-) 8-)


My personal additions to the top ten.............IF

11. u drive like u play (other cars look like marbles), dRIve&play (its a skill), or tint your windows cause of the traffic jams u create at each red lights that turns green ,,, :mrgreen: :mrgreen: :mrgreen:

12: take your phone apart to clean the inside and get to the track ball rub each individual gyro nook and cranny, and take that trackball talk to it while ur giveing it the rub down (oooooo feels so good) with 97% alcohol to get it smooth n accurate n to get all the food u get in it from playing while ur eating and a napkin takes to long reach for,,only have time to lick ur finger before your next move.

"cleaning 1-1/2hr process which ive cut down to 15-20min "who needs allthose screws anyways",,,
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Re: CESTOS TOP TEN of..'You Know You Are A Cestos Junkie If..'

Postby -l-b0mbtrack-l- » Thu Dec 29, 2011 3:23 pm

LOL!! Awesomeee additions Karas! The pic of them on the toilet playing hahahaha! Wow!
'IF YOU TREMBLE INDIGNATION AT EVERY INJUSTICE, THEN YOU ARE A COMRADE OF MINE' ....chE

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CHICKEN BRICKS: E1Z'S GERBER BABIES GAME ADDICTS

Postby KARAS » Thu Dec 29, 2011 5:43 pm

1.BOMBTRACK AGE 10
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2.KARAS AGE 8 1/2
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3.JIZZ AGE 9
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CHICKEN BRICKS: E1Z'S GERBER BABIES GAME ADDICTS

Postby KARAS » Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:27 pm

Roc AGE 9 ???
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ceb age 1year
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BECCA AGE 5
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Re: CESTOS TOP TEN of..'You Know You Are A Cestos Junkie If..'

Postby -l-b0mbtrack-l- » Thu Dec 29, 2011 6:53 pm

OMY LMaO kARAS!!! I remember that pic , rough day for me!!!! Haha peace..BT
'IF YOU TREMBLE INDIGNATION AT EVERY INJUSTICE, THEN YOU ARE A COMRADE OF MINE' ....chE

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