Funniest scam email I've ever received

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Funniest scam email I've ever received

Postby Phantasm » Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:50 pm

So I saw I had some spam. And for kicks I checked it out and lmao! (mind you, I'm from the U.S.)
Thought I would share my mail and laughs.
Here ya go.

---------- Forwarded message ----------
From: "Rev. Alex Daniel" <info@lottery.co.uk>
Date: Sun, 5 Dec 2010 04:54:37 -0500
Subject: Waiting
To: info@alexdaniel.org

Attn: Sir/Madam

I am Rev. Alex Daniel the claims processing officer in the UK National
Lottery United Kingdom. The Purpose of my writing you this letter is to
inform you that I saw your email listed in our central computer among
unpaid lottery beneficiaries. Your email appeared among the lucky
beneficiaries who is to receive(£1,000,000.00) won by you in 2009 edition
of the UK Online National Email Lottery in which your email attached to
Reference Number UK/9420X2/68 was selected anonymously and emerged as one
of the lucky Twenty selected email addresses.

I have sent several emails but got no response from you. However, I
received an application for claim from one Mr. James Nelson with a
different email address who claimed he is your next of kin,claiming that
you are dead and by right as your next of kin he is entitled to the above
mentioned amount. He also submitted his bank account particulars where he
wants the said fund transferred to. Could you please confirm if the email
address I used in sending you this message, which I saw in our records is
still valid because Mr. James Nelson claimed that your email address is no
longer valid.

If I don't hear from you after 72 hours from the date I sent you this
message, I will consider my investigation a waste of time and conclude that
Mr. James Nelson claim is right and we shall have no other option than to
act accordingly, to his instruction.

please treat as urgent by replying to w1n11@hotmail.com

Yours faithfully,
Rev. Alex Daniel
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Re: Funniest scam email I've ever received

Postby terencela » Sun Dec 05, 2010 6:52 pm

You didn't fall for it? F*ck...I'ma try something different.
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Re: Funniest scam email I've ever received

Postby KillaKeeps » Tue Dec 07, 2010 5:31 pm

I've gotten some pretty stupid ones, this one takes the cake though, haha.
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Re: Funniest scam email I've ever received

Postby Gr3aTeSt-3vA » Tue Dec 07, 2010 6:01 pm

I got one of these mofo's in my email.

I am now 1,000,000 richer..;)
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Re: Funniest scam email I've ever received

Postby Phantasm » Thu Dec 09, 2010 2:11 am

LoL Andy! You almost had me. I thought you were Mr Nelson running off with my cash! :D

I find it the best that a reverend is doing an email lottery halfway across the world and some guy is making off with my euro money. Meanwhile I'm dead and if I don't roll over in my coffin and check my email in 72 hours, I'm a waste of time. Sheesh.
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