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Postby BatKol » Thu Nov 12, 2009 1:56 pm

Tell some of your funniest experiences here whether they happened to you or someone else so we can all laugh together.

One that has me still laughing happened a couple of weeks ago or so. Don't remember who it was but it was a scout. It was in ctf hospital & scout was stuck in table on green side near store. All he could do was watch the action but couldn't get out of table. He was turning this way & that trying to escape table but it had him good.

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Re: Funny Stories y the fudg would u play twister unl. my imag(w

Postby superman » Thu Nov 12, 2009 7:28 pm

Ok I got a realy good 1 PLEASE READ THE WHOLE THING NO SKIPPING LINES



So I'm playing projectINF its a Tuesday maby 6ish in the afternoon I'm on the main screen deciding whick character to use and I realy can't decide between brute or scout. I tryed to do rock paper scisors and I won (I used rock) then I realized I lost too(dam scisors never win) so this went on for a couple of minets before I realize I need 2 ppl for this to work. So I decide to flip a coin if Its heads ill get to pick between them and if its tails ill choes which one to pick(man I should have thought that 1 through more) for some reasion this didn't work either. Now I'm realy mad and want to shoot something but I still have this epic decision before me. BRUTE or SCOUT what do I do. I tryed "enie menie monie mo" I got about half way through and forgot the words(I have the memory of a gold fish).f,,k I'm gettingso mad now my face is red or maby redish blue or maby it was kinda a morune mixed with some pale and a dash of blue. Moving on I got to solve this problem so my next thought is to challange myself to a game of twister I drag out the colorful thin plastic and (RED YEAH THAT IS THE COLOR MY FACE WAS FOR SURE) after several dislocated joints I realize this won't workeither so I call grandfather and fill him in on my problem(he is a smart man hell know what to do) and he says to me "what the f..k are u talking about I have now idea what projectINF is. Is that some kinda gay cult or something. Did u catch the gay
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby starr » Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:01 pm

................lol wtf superman lol hahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I'm still a fan of those pple who run into the base missing the flag completly and making it all the way back to realize they never had it lol hahahahahahahahah that sh*t kills me every time
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby spookz » Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:25 pm

Ok.... so....

There were 2 guyz "whispering" to each other I guess questions about each other... I noticed something odd cuz none of them were moving.... so I said "start playing u a**hole" but he wouldn't listen... so like 10 seconds later I see a failed pm "./w **** nah bro idk I heard he's fat and ugly.... some chick told me he was fat" hahahahaha.... I can't say names but itz funny and then the other dumbass fails at pm-ing back.... "./w **** I'm not gay or nothing but yeah he is ugly... to me he's not cute at all" hahahaha wat kind of f*g judges another guy using the word cute ? Hahaahaha it was about 2:30am cali time.... hahahahaha wat a bunch of f*g
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby HotMama » Thu Nov 12, 2009 8:55 pm

Lmao superman winz!

Haha! So we are in a really intense ctf park I'm waitin for a pass and nameless somebody thought they had the flag... ran like hell and invised on top of me... I kinda thought it was a special hug til he started typing "go" @ me lmao...

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Re: Funny Stories

Postby starr » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:23 pm

Lol hahaha spookz. And mama I wasn't there but maybe it was a special hug lol
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby kb24 » Thu Nov 12, 2009 10:37 pm

Lmao! I think the funniest (most embarrasing) thing that happend to me, was rite when I learned how to whisper, I went on the other team as a spy nd I'm whispering to the other team /w no1 at base.. nd /w there gunna raid the base.. bt some how I screwed up the / with a \ lol so the whole blue team reads my post that said "\w titus only one at base.. btw tell the guys to stop shooting me, cuz I'm on ur team!! Thanx!" Omg I was sooo imbarrased!!! I'm pretty sure u were there on the blue team superman.. looool
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby BatKol » Fri Nov 13, 2009 3:35 pm

ROFLMHO

HAHAHAHA

*keels over from laughing so hard*

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Re: Funny Stories

Postby superman » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:03 pm

I love seeing the failed whispers. Everyone else on the team typs FAIL ...FAIL...EPIC FAIL

When did that become a cool thing to say? My friends say this all the time. I'm so out of date old man in young body
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby Phantasm » Fri Nov 13, 2009 6:53 pm

Sooo, this was a long time ago...

But nex and a couple other noobs were playing on the blue team. Both teams were full but I got to squeeze into the green side with a bunch of complete pros. Well the score was blue 1 green 4. I really wanted to help blue, but all the noobs were hogging it up. Soo, I kept whispering to [STR]nEx about a "little birdy" that "distracted" me from seeing him, and walked in a slight circle with my brute when he came to base. I never let the annoying noobs grab my flag of course. Each of them died in turn. One other no-name STR shot at me when I was bird watching and I told nEx that he would die, which he did over and over, as I don't like being shot in the back. The rest of my green team never noticed this (none of them were STR btw). And I just kept wandering around my base when nEx came, following the invisible "bird". It looked like I was chasing him, but I never fired at him. Well, the score actually evened out to 4 to 4 until a huge 12 on 12 fight broke out in the green base, in which case I was surrounded by bird brains (noobs) that actually did grab my attention as they each dropped when I hunted them among the flock. Green did win, but it was pretty funny and amazing that nex single handedly evened the score with the aid of my simple minded, birdie loving brute. My intentions was never to sabotage the game, merely give the blue team a winning chance. The game ended up being very fun, a lot more fair at the end, and I of course, switched to blue when a new game began.

I only did it that once, but if was fun at the time.
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