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Re: Funny Stories

Postby HotMama » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:52 am

So last night in ctf hosp I jump in mid game on blue... I'm sneakin down the side hallway to steal a flag and there stuck on the table is a friend. He's spinnin around like maybe he gonna be going somewhere soon.

So I stopped n was whispering him "ooo table dance" and right before I hit enter I see purple text - a whisper from my table dancer 1 word... "f**k" lmao to think about some typin in
/w HottMama f**k omg lmao

I'm tellin ya that had me rollin laughing I had to whisper him back n tell him that never ever had I gotten that kind of message before in a whisper lol

Idk maybe u had to be there but I laughed so hard my gut hurt!

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And to my friend I hope u aren't mad that I posted this but honestly I have not laughed that hard in ages! So thank you!
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby BatKol » Sun Nov 15, 2009 10:57 am

HAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMHO LMAO
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby kb24 » Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:12 pm

Hahahahahaha!!!! I was in that game! Lol I was goin to steal their flag, when I saw supermans brute spinning around on the table! Hahahaha! That was sooo funny! :D :D :D
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby BatKol » Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:45 pm

*tears of laughter*
A few days ago my brute was stuck in table too. Everyone just stopped, looked then went on. I felt so ignored. LoL
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby magik » Mon Nov 16, 2009 9:05 pm

Me and Starr were on green team returning flag, and some noob says Starr, he says yeah, then he goes hey starr come over by the store i want to show you something, starrs says ok and goes there and says what is it. Then the noob says hey I know where all the bad guys are follow me, starrs says right And wispers to me ambush I just laughed and said yep (how stupid can these people be)
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby BatKol » Sun Nov 22, 2009 10:27 am

Here is one that happened a couple of days ago in ctf park. I had just joined when I read. "Come back with my flag," by JewsOnIce. I had spawned in red building & was coming out near flipped car when he showed up there when I next read, "My car. Got no insurance." I laughed so hard just watching him run around car saying that. Then someone else said, "That's what happens when you're drunk." Ya had to have been there to appreciate the humor in situation.
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby Slusho » Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:28 am

Ok one of the funniest things ive experieced was this one day. It was a full CTF park game (which is very rare nowadays). I believe the score was 4 to 4.. no maybe 3 to 4. Anyways I was on green team and a blue guy was running with our flag, my mates and I chased him into the building across blues base and he died. Lol the amazing thing is that as we were going to retrieve our flag, the guy respawns on it! and takes it to blue base to score. It was very unbelievable XD
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby BatKol » Mon Nov 23, 2009 11:58 am

ROFLMHO

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Totally ironic!
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby SuperDave » Fri Nov 27, 2009 10:32 am

Slusho wrote:Ok one of the funniest things ive experieced was this one day. It was a full CTF park game (which is very rare nowadays). I believe the score was 4 to 4.. no maybe 3 to 4. Anyways I was on green team and a blue guy was running with our flag, my mates and I chased him into the building across blues base and he died. Lol the amazing thing is that as we were going to retrieve our flag, the guy respawns on it! and takes it to blue base to score. It was very unbelievable XD

Lmaooo! That was me! Lol :) you don't know how many whispers I got right after that lol that has to be the best highlight of my inf carreer ;)
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby JewsOnIce » Fri Dec 04, 2009 12:09 am

Eh u think that's funny I found it ironic seeing that the next day my dad refused to pay the insurance on my car -.-

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