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Re: Funny Stories

Postby Kemaster » Sun Jan 10, 2010 11:45 am

xneXesx wrote:Zoom gettin owed by level 8!
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That is a very funny story indeed! :P
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby HotMama » Sun Jan 10, 2010 2:55 pm

JewsOnIce wrote:In and out is my motto in life so the hell wit it I gas and flash and later haul a** and I'm proud :evil:



eville wrote:You fart, show them your junk and drive a donkey wagon?

That's kinda weird, man, kinda weird.



OMFG! Too funny for words!

Ya I'm reposting ... this 1 shall not be forgotten. Its been 20 minutes and I'm still LMAO. :mrgreen:
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby Polyamorous » Wed Jan 13, 2010 4:43 pm

well ya see this huge dude was walkin down the street and he found a phone started playin inf got killed too much broke the phone and shanked the nearest person to him and he went to jail got outa jail got bored sat on a cactus and got hurt so he went to the docter... and thats how i was born



srry i just wish i was one of the cool kids lol
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby BatKol » Sat Jan 23, 2010 4:55 pm

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Re: Funny Stories y the fudg would u play twister unl. my imag(w

Postby HotMama » Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:30 am

superman wrote:Ok I got a realy good 1 PLEASE READ THE WHOLE THING NO SKIPPING LINES



So I'm playing projectINF its a Tuesday maby 6ish in the afternoon I'm on the main screen deciding whick character to use and I realy can't decide between brute or scout. I tryed to do rock paper scisors and I won (I used rock) then I realized I lost too(dam scisors never win) so this went on for a couple of minets before I realize I need 2 ppl for this to work. So I decide to flip a coin if Its heads ill get to pick between them and if its tails ill choes which one to pick(man I should have thought that 1 through more) for some reasion this didn't work either. Now I'm realy mad and want to shoot something but I still have this epic decision before me. BRUTE or SCOUT what do I do. I tryed "enie menie monie mo" I got about half way through and forgot the words(I have the memory of a gold fish).f,,k I'm gettingso mad now my face is red or maby redish blue or maby it was kinda a morune mixed with some pale and a dash of blue. Moving on I got to solve this problem so my next thought is to challange myself to a game of twister I drag out the colorful thin plastic and (RED YEAH THAT IS THE COLOR MY FACE WAS FOR SURE) after several dislocated joints I realize this won't workeither so I call grandfather and fill him in on my problem(he is a smart man hell know what to do) and he says to me "what the f..k are u talking about I have now idea what projectINF is. Is that some kinda gay cult or something. Did u catch the gay


Haha I love this story!
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Re: Funny Stories

Postby HotMama » Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:31 am

HotMama wrote:
JewsOnIce wrote:In and out is my motto in life so the hell wit it I gas and flash and later haul a** and I'm proud :evil:



eville wrote:You fart, show them your junk and drive a donkey wagon?

That's kinda weird, man, kinda weird.



OMFG! Too funny for words!

Ya I'm reposting ... this 1 shall not be forgotten. Its been 20 minutes and I'm still LMAO. :mrgreen:


:lol: :lol:
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