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[Lo0pz]

Take 2 minutes out of your hard working day what ever it may be and read/post some jokes...

Please keep it clean for obvious reasons.

[Lo0pz]

If at first you don't succeed, then perhaps skydiving is not for you..

[terencela]

http://sickipedia.org

Close thread! =P

[Lo0pz]

Hmmmmmmm....

[terencela]

This one's better Sheep.

[Kemaster]

You know you played too much INF when;

You rob flags in real.
You enter a hospital with a semi automatic gun.
You go to a parking lot and try to kill 100 ppl asap.
A friend dies and you say, dont worry, he will respawn.
You enter a marathon with speed boost.
You geat beaten and you try to reflect damage.

Got more?

[BatKol]

Hahahahahahahaha dat's baaaaad

[HotMama]

Omfg kemas u had me rolling!

Totally lmao!

[Lo0pz]

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.'

I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!'

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?'

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit.'

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.'

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?'

I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.'

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that biatch knows I'm smarter than her.

[Spyder]

Lmaaaaooooo Loopz good 1....cant tell it any better than tht.hahahahahahahahaahaa..at least were kind enough to take the day off work and buy lunch.