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Re: Knock-Knock Comedy Club

Postby Lo0pz » Thu Feb 04, 2010 5:55 am

Wendy that is pure class!

just be mindful of the next time he may suggest taking the day off work to spend some time with you.... :D
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Re: Knock-Knock Comedy Club

Postby gassygus » Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:09 pm

Lo0pz wrote:Wendy that is pure class!

just be mindful of the next time he may suggest taking the day off work to spend some time with you.... :D

Actually he's on vacation in 2 weeks :( he said he would take me to the mall that has blooingdals in it....seriously! He better not do it!
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Re: Knock-Knock Comedy Club

Postby BatKol » Sun Mar 07, 2010 10:08 am

I just got this in email & wanted to share this laugh with you. LoL

"Last night, my kids & I were sitting in the living room & I said,

'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine & fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'

They got up, unplugged the computer, & threw out my wine!"

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Re: Knock-Knock Comedy Club

Postby BatKol » Fri Jun 18, 2010 2:45 pm

This was just sent to me by a friend via text message.

Barack Obama was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.  The teacher asked the president if he would like to lead the discussion on the word 'tragedy'. So our illustrious president asked the class for an example of a 'tragedy'.One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him, that would be a tragedy.""No,' said Obama, 'that would be an accident."A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy.""I'm afraid not,' explained Obama.'That's what we would call a great loss."The room went silent. No other children volunteered. Obama searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an example of a tragedy?"Finally, at the back of the room, Little Johnny raised his hand. In a quiet voice he said: "If the
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Re: Knock-Knock Comedy Club

Postby BatKol » Sat Dec 18, 2010 9:11 am

Female Waxing
Painful Joke lol...

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