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MoC_Jizzbomb?

Postby -TEC_blackbird » Tue Oct 19, 2010 3:54 pm

Okay, so i go online at around 2:00 like everyday and was bored because there was no one at islands and didn't feel like playing bh so i went over to the lobby. I noticed that a guy named Moc_Jizzbomb (MoC4life on the forums) was online and recognized the moc clan so i asked him what map he played. He told me he played islands and i said i did too so i asked him to face me. He responded by saying that he would rather have a challenge. I was offended and asked what he meant by "a challenge". He said that i was not good enough for him and that he could beat me in 2 turns (i don't see how that's possible since he can't attack me so he can't make me lose). I asked him to challenge me but he kept saying "i will 1 day bird...". At this point i knew he was just acting like a big shot and wanted attention but i kept bugging him to play me just to shut him up. He finally agreed to but said he would only play sumo claiming that islands would take too long (he probably was hoping to get lucky in sumo). So i agreed although i never really played sumo. He said that he wanted to play best of 10 (which doesn't make sense because it has to be an odd number so you can't tie) and we started.

It was a weird match. I knocked him down to 1 ball on the first turn and i still had both. He continued to attack (like a noob would do) by trying to hit me straight on. He finally did hit one of my marbles and i end up losing that one while his roles all the way to the edge and just barely survives. He continues to chase me and does end up getting the lucky hit and i end up dying.

What i thought was a best of 10 was actually best of 1 because he left without saying a word right after that match. At this point i am really pissed and well...mad. I go to the lobby to see if he is there but he wasn't. So i guess the whole point of this story is to say that this guy is a fake. He thinks one game of sumo (which is after all partial luck) determines who is better. Obviously he is going to respond to this post by saying that he beat me easily and that i was no match for him. Hopefully the REAL good players will agree with me.
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Re: MoC_Jizzbomb?

Postby MustBeTheGanja » Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:53 pm

You should try tampon sport extra large. They stop heavy flow during your menustral cycle.
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Re: MoC_Jizzbomb?

Postby -TEC_blackbird » Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:38 pm

Very funny Ganja. :lol: :roll: :|
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Re: MoC_Jizzbomb?

Postby MVP_CEO_VANGUARD » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:20 pm

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Re: MoC_Jizzbomb?

Postby -TEC_blackbird » Wed Oct 27, 2010 2:51 pm

Oh like you don't agree with me? lol beast
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Re: MoC_Jizzbomb?

Postby spy_killa » Thu Oct 28, 2010 4:47 am

Lol jizzz does suck and I can't beleave u let him win he suxs
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Re: MoC_Jizzbomb?

Postby EVIL_KREATOR » Thu Oct 28, 2010 10:47 am

hey spy fix your sig -7-?????
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Re: MoC_Jizzbomb?

Postby -TEC_blackbird » Thu Oct 28, 2010 2:25 pm

spy_killa wrote:Lol jizzz does suck and I can't beleave u let him win he suxs


Well we did play sumo which is partly luck and i don't really play sumo. Besides, we later played blackhole and islands and i beat him at both.
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Re: MoC_Jizzbomb?

Postby Benji » Tue Jun 21, 2011 10:11 am

MoC 4 xmas
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