whats a jews favorite sport store and its motto?
-jike - just jew it.
whats a jews favorite texan burger place and its motto?
-to-rah-burger - just like jews like it
what did ler, the jews friend say when ler got hit by hail?
-hail hit ler!
whats the jewish afro samurai?
-Jewfro samurai
what do asian jews use for noodle bowls?
-the little hat thingy
what sound do jews make when they sneeze?
-A-HONUKKAH!
what do you call a woman jew?
-shebrew