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[Piccolo]

Oh the lights were flashing,
And the acrid gas did blow,
The snow melted into his shoes,
And the drizzle soon turned to ashes,
His eyes were coals, and his scarves gnawed,
And the carrot was bitten off,
Dirty Snow Man's teeth glistens.

The Dirty Snow Man fled from the burning forest,
and the Green Man in Turban followed.

*Camera slowly pans up and to the right into the red dwarf giant sun of the sky, zooming into the purling red lava*

Daniel Stern had nothing to say but the following words, "It was such a good idea at the time..."


....


*black screen, gunshot sound*












Project I.N.F. Volume 1 -- Aftermath


This is a collaborative story, everyone is encouraged to write at least three paragraphs like the first chapter below. The general theme of the story is about the aftermath of the Project I.N.F. and its failure to protect Earth, so groups/heroes/villains take extraordinary measures to try to protect/destroy the Earth within their own means as a consequence you see Parks, Hospitals, and Streets in the shape they are in today. The story will never end (absolutely no deus ex machina allowed!!).

I will not write a second chapter, so I'm going to pass the baton to the next person who volunteers to write the second chapter, then they can start writing. Have fun, and enjoi.

[Piccolo]

"Enjoy what you have now, because it's only going to get a lot worse before it gets better..."
~ Overheard in the Lobby concerning the nuclear winter that showed up early in the summer.

Doctors and nurses stood patiently and prayed over rows and rows of motionless bodies. The Defensive Gem of Gulf Coast, Texas looked like a natural disaster scene, and the world's military organization, Project I.N.F. was responsible for running every facet of governance to ensure the world would be safe from alien invasions. Innocent people turned into each other due to confused intelligence and paranoid leaders with a little love from oxytocin. The project was their gift to humanity, in return they had their humility. Humanity is now hanging on a thin strand of rope, and it is up to the doctors and ordinary folks to save humans from turning into androids. To increase focus on their inner strengths: vitality, resilience, clarity, purity among many driving us to bring outer strengths: Stern while turning a deaf ear, perceiving the destruction with calm, beautiful eyes, tactical sermons being given inside an ambulance truck give us shimmering hope of escape. Nevertheless, a coalition of humanitarian groups started to come together to build new streets, parks and hospitals. This plan was a natural consequence for children of light, as bringing order would restore what was lost in the aftermath.

On an island off the coast of Alaska, a swarm of ninjas with night-vision goggles rushed into a weapon armory, taking every single strand of hair that was there with them in minutes. Surveillance cameras were flashed 20 times each second over this duration. The Xenologist used his reclamation skills to determine how many such scouts were in there, by using a stroboscope to underexpose the films back to what it would look like without flashes. The trick worked, revealing eleven speedsters and one slow, large creature carrying every piece of armory. They had no identities. All black, wiry like spiders on stimulants, and blue lights came out of the large creature -- nobody have seen them on film before. What was strange to him is that the creatures howled the whole time. This is just one example that occurred at military bases around the world, yet this is the most elusive group ever seen.

A week later, torn limbs and torsos of numerous giant timber wolves were found within the Arctic Circle, body parts scattered with blood splashes mainly in the north west direction in Canadian Tundra. At the site, remains of the red snow appeared to have been eaten by something unruly and the wolves did not show signs of struggle, nor did they find time to retreat even if they were 3 miles away from it. It was no bomb, it was a thing straight out of another world.... Minutes after the discovery, an elite team of paratroops dropped 20 miles southeast and set up a mobile fortification. After further analysis, the foreign tracks and frozen red snow have been found to be dated back several months, after a long, dense blizzard that obscured the mechanical red eyes of the sky. "It's too late... Oh no, oh no...." Mixed with nuclear dust storms, satellites were of little use in most areas of the world. They saw that whatever it was, it was long gone, and it has already trekked across the Arctic Circle. The connection between recent discovery and the Alaska incident has been made.

That sunless day in November, Giant-Who-Shall-Not-Be-Named boldly sent in the famous words, "Deploy the first round of Droids!" Meteor showers ensued.

To be continued...

[GetDollaz248]

Lol the only thread ever no one gave a f*ck about

[terencela]

Lol the only thread ever no one gave a ...f*ck... about

I'm pretty sure you've made a few Dave!

[JewsOnIce]

jews goes into the kitchen and eats pie while everyone around him dies
-scene closes-

-scene opens-
As andy finish masterbating with getmoney while holding hands he realize he left his keys outside. He stepped outside and OMG BOOOOOM he's dies ×-× getmoney ran away and then ran into a brute so he ran in circles around him for a good hour before he said f*ck it and shot himself.

[Piccolo]

The universe has suddenly blacked out for ten minutes. It turns out that Kosmos is narcoleptic, especially in disaster areas. Andy and getmoney find themselves at the Heaven's gates. The gatekeeper, ZaP is shaking his head vigorously and decided to send them back to Earth as zombies clawing their way out of coffins at their wakes. Everybody screamed and said, "It's a miracle!!" The level 1 brute with a grenade was there already ready to shoot. SpLaT!!!! "It's a miracle, indeed." ZaP is still shaking his head vigorously in the heavens above.
-scene closes-

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Andy and getmoney are laying in the hospital beds waiting for a nurse to come and help them. When they realized this is a setup, the level 1 brute with a grenade killed them again and again, in every possible scene replayed. Jews goes in the hospital cafeteria and eats cake while everyone around him lose their eyesight and run into walls aimlessly. ZaP is still shaking his head..

[walls]

And whyh exactly are they running into me??

[HotMama]

ROFLMAO!!!

[beastly skills]

beastly walks into his grandmas house he sees batkol with my mama and my grandpa garry was watchin the game....he sees grandma batkol making his favorite pie beastly sits down with his grandpa and his grandma brings him pie

**Scene closes**

[Polyamorous]

and then Polyamorous flies down from the heavens and whipes the earth clean... let there be a new beginning..

"this is an event none can endure
the undead, the android and the living will fall
this new earth will be pure
for a new, more porewful race will roam the earth, and sound its call.
i am your dogmatical teacher
follow me in my trail
i am your father, your friend, your preacher
all who leave me in persuit of their own decisions will be lost and therfor fail.
now follow me into the abyss
trust in me, and i will trust in you
the penatrating shot our power into the enemy, deception, shall never miss
then we leave the dark earie abyss with full wisdom that what i proclaimed to you at first, was indeed true.
so now comes the fall of man on the 2010th year
please old race unchanged, do not fear."

-Polyamorous