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[gassygus]

A man walks by the sea and suddenly hears someone yelling: - Help, help! I’m drowning, I don’t know how to swim! He turns around, notices a man drowning, and asks: - Parla Italiano? The drowning man says: - Si, si! Parlo Italiano! Aiuto, per favore! - You idiot! It would have been better for you to learn how to swim than to learn Italian.


::Crickets chirping:: hrrrmmm

[iLandon]

I have a joke.
This goes out to my friend Jew, even though he's not Jewish... Ok.

What's Hitler's least favorite planet?
Jew-piter.

-corny enough for you?

[Polyamorous]

a woman has an add in the paper saying the wantsa man who wont beat her or run away and is sexually filling...
so the next day a man rings the door bell she answers it to find a man without legs or arms and he says

"i saw your ad in the paper... i have noarms so i cant beat u. i have no legs so i cant run away..."
and she says
"what about being sexually apealing?"
and he says
"how do u think i rang the door bell?"

[iLandon]

a woman has an add in the paper saying the wantsa man who wont beat her or run away and is sexually filling...
so the next day a man rings the door bell she answers it to find a man without legs or arms and he says

"i saw your ad in the paper... i have noarms so i cant beat u. i have no legs so i cant run away..."
and she says
"what about being sexually apealing?"
and he says
"how do u think i rang the door bell?"

Woah now.

[gassygus]

a woman has an add in the paper saying the wantsa man who wont beat her or run away and is sexually filling...
so the next day a man rings the door bell she answers it to find a man without legs or arms and he says

"i saw your ad in the paper... i have noarms so i cant beat u. i have no legs so i cant run away..."
and she says
"what about being sexually apealing?"
and he says
"how do u think i rang the door bell?"

Hehehehe good one!

[HotMama]

lmao poly!!