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Wanna Hear a Corny Joke???
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Wanna Hear a Corny Joke???
by Polyamorous » Thu Jan 14, 2010 5:58 pm
why shudnt you tell a secret in a corn field?
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cuz theres ears!.. now thats corny!
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cuz theres ears!.. now thats corny!
Take that society
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Re: Wanna Hear a Corny Joke???
by admin » Thu Jan 14, 2010 10:17 pm
I feel like I'm in Nebraska
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Re: Wanna Hear a Corny Joke???
by Pedro Villanueva » Sat Jan 16, 2010 11:16 pm
....cof...cof....Poly....you make me feel smart 
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Re: Wanna Hear a Corny Joke???
by Polyamorous » Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:16 am
oohhhhh thats the most retarted joke i know. i thot it would be funny to put a joke here
Take that society
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Re: Wanna Hear a Corny Joke???
by superman » Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:15 am
Ok so there is a girl with no arms and no legs by the pool crying
The studly lifeguard asks her what's wrong
She says I've never been huged b4
So he gives her a hug
She starts crying again and says I've never been kissed b4
the lifeguard pauses for a second but feels bad 4 her so he kisses her
She starts crying again and says I've never been f*cked b4
Feeling like he's being taken advantaged of he picks her up and throughs her in the pool and says ur f*cked now
Apolgies to any 1 who doesn't have any arms or legs
The studly lifeguard asks her what's wrong
She says I've never been huged b4
So he gives her a hug
She starts crying again and says I've never been kissed b4
the lifeguard pauses for a second but feels bad 4 her so he kisses her
She starts crying again and says I've never been f*cked b4
Feeling like he's being taken advantaged of he picks her up and throughs her in the pool and says ur f*cked now
Apolgies to any 1 who doesn't have any arms or legs
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Re: Wanna Hear a Corny Joke???
by Kemaster » Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:39 am
I have no legs...
Let the bodies hit the floor!
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Re: Wanna Hear a Corny Joke???
by Slusho » Mon Jan 18, 2010 1:58 pm
Ha hi-liarious joke OP
Ok here's one, some people already heard it from me but here it goes
What was the rednecks last words before he died
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Hold my beer cletis I gota try this!
Ok here's one, some people already heard it from me but here it goes
What was the rednecks last words before he died
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Hold my beer cletis I gota try this!
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Re: Wanna Hear a Corny Joke???
by superman » Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:32 pm
Slusho wrote:Ha hi-liarious joke OP
Ok here's one, some people already heard it from me but here it goes
What was the rednecks last words before he died
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Hold my beer cletis I gota try this!
Hey that's what I told my friend b4 I spent a week in the hospital dam amnisa I can't remember what happened but I know eyebrows will grow back and I'm not sure what happened to my beer
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Re: Wanna Hear a Corny Joke???
by Slusho » Mon Jan 18, 2010 2:52 pm
Ah ur mishap was the inspiration for my joke
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Re: Wanna Hear a Corny Joke???
by Polyamorous » Fri Jan 22, 2010 7:52 pm
lol whats up^ with air line food
Take that society
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