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[00Guns]

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Sylvester Stallone, and HotMama die and go to heaven. They see God sitting on his throne and beside him is an empty seat. God says to them "Only one of you can have this seat. Tell me why you believe you should have it." Arnold says "I believe that I deserve that seat because I have given back to the community by showing the importance of Physical Fitness." Sylvester says "I believe that I deserve that seat because I have been a good Role Model by teaching people to stand up for themselves." Hotmama then goes over to God, looks at him and says
"I believe.. You are sitting in my seat."

Hotmama is so good, that during sex she calls out her own name.

Hotmama can make your Tempurpedic bed rock.

Hotmama can speak English in 17 different languages

Hotmama woke up at 8:07 AM ripped the handle bars off her bike, beat the flobots with it, watched twilight, taught a turtle how to breath fire, baked a cake, watched iCarly, smoked a cigar, ordered the turtle to attack and finish off the flobots, won an olympic gold medal in killing, arm wrestled a tank (and won), gave mystical powers to an elf, moved to narnia, moved back home, killed the elf, took a nap then rode away on her bike with no handle bars at 8:09

Hotmama's g1 has flash player

Giraffes were created when Hotmama uppercutted a horse.

When Hotmama adds milk to Rice Krispies, they shut the f*ck up.

Hotmama's marine uses a nerf gun with 2 darts

The game of chess orginally had a piece called the Hotmama. It was removed because in one move, it can kill all pawns, knights, and brooks, remove the bishop of his title, de-throne the king, and forced the queen to be the town slut.

Hotmama has the worlds best poker face. It helped her win the 1985 World Series of Poker, despite holding just a 2 of clubs, and a green number 4 card from Uno.

[00Guns]

Happy birthday Jessica <3!!!!!!

[swiftomatic]

HAHAHAHA thats awesome happy birthday taur

you forgot one,

HotMama sat down on thursday at 8:00pm to have a staring contest with her own reflection, on monday at 8:01pm she won.

[HotMama]

lmao!!!! omg Thank you GD!!

[Monolith]

Happy Bday Jess, your pic still gives me a boner the size of Europe >.<

[Camshaft]

Classic GD lol. Happy bday mama!

I heard when mama was born she slapped the doctors a**.

When mama goes out the bartenders tip her.

When mama enters the park, brutes tuck in there chain.

mama once stood in front of a mirror and said "candyman" three times, nobody showed...

[beastly skills]

happy birthday!!!!

mama is so scary she gives freddy cougher nightmares!..

mama is so good after f*kin h*es.. the h*es pay her

mama was the creator of Kryptonite

[JewsOnIce]

Happy motherfucking Birthday mama

Dumas that's probably the only time ill ever think ur not a dumas gfj man

[HotMama]

aww thanks guys =)

[JewsOnIce]

You're welcome. All the more reason I'm going to drink for you. 29 bottles of beer here I come