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[HotMama]

shaun is right. jews was awesome.
my favorite post ever written by him =)

*grabs lawnchair and a shotgun and sits down*

Em boys down yonder thinks they can git away wit tellin mama she ah baAaAd mama gon get shot by tis here chotgun. Lads and gents let us keep em little nuns outa tis here fight ya hear? Don wan no trouble wit y'all folks.

If anee one of ya say sumffin bad to this here captnHottie I'm gon hav to shoot ya wit this here chotgun too. U min ur own biscuits ok folks.

*rocks back and forth with a straw in his mouth*

[00Guns]

Lmfao dumas was greatness only 3 more months till he's back

[Lo0pz]

Mama that is an excellent find!

I think this calls for a thread purely of funny quotes from inf players. Id love to read more of these in one spot. Mama i reckon you are the lady to kick this off with a dedicated Funny INF Quotes thread.

[JaCkNaThaN]

Oh so many, but the ones make me lol Gotta be Kap....girl ur gibberish keeps me entertained daily Mama, omg guaranteed to make me lmfao, if not online just check status Alexx, girl....painting the park pink...epic! not just that, the most epic /w fail i've ever seen in game, right at start of war had me crying sooooo much!

[gassygus]

Aww this makes me miss Jews and wendy aka GassyGus. They were hands down the funniest.

Mmmm pistol wasp cheree GD widow abby SMG(best chars)
Liz & NiNjA KiTtY(our gtalk convos r epic)

I know lots of people try to check my status everyday cuz I usually got somethin crazy goin on there

I miss you toooo!!!

[BatKol]

Definitely JewsOnIce LoL

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Re: Funny Stories

Postby BatKol » Sun Nov 22, 2009 8:27 am
Here is one that happened a couple of days ago in ctf park. I had just joined when I read. "Come back with my flag," by JewsOnIce. I had spawned in red building & was coming out near flipped car when he showed up there when I next read, "My car. Got no insurance." I laughed so hard just watching him run around car saying that. Then someone else said, "That's what happens when you're drunk." Ya had to have been there to appreciate the humor in situation.

[PAFT_DUNK]

My names Cake, I can also bake.
I can make a mean Cookie, in the kitchen, I no rookie.
My PE so prime, we only have organized crime.
My army has more prawns that France has bon bons.
When I want to fight, I aim down sight.
My militia kills, at end of month I pay bills.
I have a marine, his record pristine.
Sixteen and 0, No Homo.
I'm level 6, b*tch, suck some d*ck.
My rep so high, reading it makes you die.
When I chill, we do nil.
Lobby visas are the sh*t, if you have none, your in the pits.
I hate ReduE, he does queer voodoo.
In the lobby I am god, some say I mod.
I have big feet, damn mosquitos, use some DEET.
Bennie's cool, of my friends, she's the Jewel.
Wuzzly's a G, he stands guard while I pee.
Another called SexyMama, causes all the drama.
A slut wanted to suck us, then she caused a big ruckus.
Check out Whodat, he stinks like a rat.
Pokémon is the lobby's game, at it Flogger equals lame.
5:45 I rise, time to hear fallen cries.
When I rock a brute, I get lots of loot.
When Prosaac tries to diet, the food industry has a riot.

Hands down the funniest kid on INF, and if you've ever talked to him he will have ur a** laughing with all the dumbshit he says, he called me a beanbag once and i couldnt be mad at him it was too funny, kids mad cool. Someone took his chars too shame on them or else he would still be playing :l

[slice-]

those bloody brits Mr.Vik AKA the leather man ,the f*ucking c*unt Andy , and everyones favorite clan wh*ore Jamo always makes me laugh.